To whoever reads this:
I should warn you before I start this post that it will not really be that humorous. At least, right now I don’t think so. That could change halfway through, but consider yourself warned if you muddle through the whole thing and say to yourself, “Wow. That was not one of his better posts.” The purpose of this is to get you up to speed on a few important events in my recent history to, perhaps, give you some perspective on what I may write next. So here goes: what has happened recently.